Cost-Effective Alternatives to Whizzinator: A Comprehensive Guide

Daniel Miller
By Daniel Miller

Ph.D Pharmacology, Drug Testing Specialist

Updated: 2023 May 22

What if I told you that there isn’t actually a need for a Whizzinator or any of its alternatives in most scenarios? It might surprise you, but it’s true.

Direct observation drug tests, which require such devices, are fairly rare. These tests are usually reserved for specific situations. I’ll delve into the reasons for this shortly.

More to say, you cannot pass the directly observed or supervised drug test because before such a test, you will have to lower your pants and turn around. So the collector will see the device on you.

That’s required to make sure you are not carrying something like a Whizzinator on your belt. So, it’s impossible to pass a supervised drug test such way.

The real concern isn’t just about the device you use to deliver your sample; it’s about the sample itself. As lab methodologies advance, many synthetic urine brands are starting to fall short in drug tests.

Unless you’re directly observed, the quality of the synthetic urine matters more than anything else. Only top-quality synthetic urine can consistently pass stringent lab tests.

So, to pass your drug test confidently, you need a few key things:

  • First, you’ll want high-quality synthetic urine that will pass the lab’s validity check.
  • Next, you need a discreet method to bring the synthetic urine into the testing facility without getting caught.
  • Lastly, it’s important to have a reliable method to keep the urine warm.

Let’s explore alternatives to the Whizzinator that meet these criteria and can help you pass your drug test with confidence. I’ll also show you how to make your own DIY Whizzinator.

What is a Whizzinator?

The Whizzinator Touch is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. It consists of an ultra-secure belt that fastens around your waist and legs, a pouch attached to this belt, and a fake penis.

There are also Whizzinators for women without prosthetic.

This device is often employed to pass drug tests, allowing users to discretely submit urine samples even under supervision.

While this might prove useful for probation or pre-employment drug tests, it’s important to note that the manufacturers don’t officially endorse these uses.

Regardless, many people use it for this exact purpose.

Why seek alternatives to the Whizzinator?

Firstly, it’s not cheap. Secondly, the quality of the Golden Flask synthetic urine that comes with the Whizzinator is questionable at best.

With no available reviews, its efficacy is a gamble.

Therefore, if you’re seeking a cheaper, more reliable solution, it’s crucial to find an alternative.

Let’s look at a list of Whizzinator alternatives that have been reviewed thoroughly.

Best alternatives to the Whizzinator

Clear Choice Incognito Belt

clear choice incognito belt contents

The price of the Incognito Belt is nearly the same as the Whizzinator. However, the quality of the synthetic urine in the kit is much higher, ensuring it will pass all lab checks. This belt is easy to sneak into a drug test because it’s discreet and undetectable. The belt has Velcro and it’s adjustable, so it can fit waists up to 48 inches.

incognito belt on a belt

This bag already has enough urine in it for two uses, so you don’t have to get synthetic urine separately. The urine looks, smells, and even froths like real urine, so it’ll pass a visual check.

incognito belt on a female waist

Since it’s worn close to the body, maintaining the urine’s temperature is straightforward. The belt includes two reliable heat pads that can keep the urine warm for up to 10 hours. These pads are safe for your skin and have an adhesive side, making them easy to attach to the bag. They maintain the perfect temperature needed for a test and won’t overheat the urine.

special heat pad for synthetic urine

There’s also a temperature strip on the bag so you can check the temperature whenever you need to.

The design of this bag is really well thought out – it won’t leak. There’s a rubber tube and a handy clip to help you easily use the urine and even mimic the sound of peeing.

The kit also includes detailed instructions, making it user-friendly. Priced at $130, this is an excellent alternative to the Whizzinator.

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit

sub solution synthetic urine contents

This kit is my top recommendation due to its features and affordability.

Although not technically a Whizzinator alternative as it doesn’t include a stealth belt and urine tube, it can still be easily sneaked into a drug test.

The Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit is reliable, effective, and undetectable.

The toxin-free, powdered synthetic urine it provides is identical to real urine.

Thanks to the included heating powder, it heats to body temperature within seconds, and the attached temperature strip makes it easy to maintain the correct temperature.

The kit provides enough urine for two uses, and the urine can be reheated and even frozen, making it versatile. Suitable for both males and females, the only downside to this kit is that it requires clean water and a bit of time for preparation.

The price for this kit is $90.

DIY Whizzinator alternative suitable for females and males

While there are many online guides to creating your own DIY urine substitution devices, I don’t recommend this approach.

The process is full of pitfalls, and it’s all too easy to make a mistake. Remember, if you’re trying to pass a drug test, there’s no room for errors.

Still, it’s not just about avoiding mistakes. Even if you manage to construct the device correctly, you still need synthetic urine, which isn’t something you can just whip up in your kitchen.

Attempting to use someone else’s urine isn’t a viable solution either – it almost always leads to failure.

So, do you really want to risk failing your drug test just to save some money? I believe it’s not worth the risk. However, if you’re adamant about making your own device, here are the items you’ll need and the steps to follow:

You’ll need:

  • A coffee mug
  • Floss (One foot in length)
  • A balloon or condom (party balloons will suffice)
  • 1/4-inch fish tank tubing (3 inches in length)
  • A turkey baster (Optional, but recommended)
  • Two hand warmers
  • A pair of boxer briefs
  • Clean urine

Instructions:

First, pee in a cup or get someone else to urinate in a cup, then place it in your fridge. This is to keep the urine as fresh as possible.

A few hours before the test, wash your balloon or condom. Avoid using soap or detergent – simply rinse with clean water.

If your urine has been refrigerated, you’ll need to warm it. Microwaving it for thirty seconds should be sufficient.

Now, place your balloon in the coffee mug. Ensure your floss and fish tank tubing are within reach.
Using your turkey baster, transfer the urine into the balloon. Make sure to leave some space in the balloon.

Insert the fish tank tubing into the balloon and wrap the outside of the balloon tightly with floss.

Twist the balloon three times to seal it, then activate your hand warmer and place it, along with the balloon, into your coffee mug.

Put on your boxer briefs. They often have large pockets right under the sack area. Place the balloon and its contents into this pocket, along with the hand warmer.

Another DIY Whizzinator

Materials:

  • 2 pairs of boxer briefs
  • 2 small hand warmers (available at outdoor stores or pharmacies)
  • 1 balloon or condom (I prefer a typical party balloon)
  • 1 three-inch piece of 1/4 inch fish tank tubing
  • 1 foot of dental floss
  • 1 turkey baster (optional)
  • 1 analog thermometer
  • 1 microwave
  • 1 coffee mug
  • Someone’s clean urine

Instructions:

  1. Collect the Urine: Get a clean urine sample from someone and have them pee into a cup with a lid. Store it in your refrigerator right away. Ideally, do this the night before, or the morning of the test if you can use it fresh.
  2. Prepare the Balloon or Condom: Rinse the balloon or condom with water twice. This helps remove any latex smell, which is crucial if the sample is analyzed using GC/MS testing.
  3. Warm the Urine: If the urine has been refrigerated, microwave your cup of urine for about 30 seconds. Check the temperature with your thermometer; aim for 85-95 degrees Fahrenheit for now.
  4. Prepare Your Apparatus: Place your balloon in the coffee mug. Have your floss and fish tank tubing ready.
  5. Fill the Balloon: Use the turkey baster to transfer the warm urine into the balloon. If you don’t have a baster, you’ll have to use your hands—about 30mL should suffice. Leave some room in the balloon for later adjustments.
  6. Secure the Tubing: Insert the fish tank tubing about an inch into the neck of the balloon. Wrap the floss around the tubing at the outside of the balloon neck at least 20 times, and tie it off securely.
  7. Seal the Balloon: Now, twist the balloon about three times so it seals itself and folds over. If it’s too full, let some urine out until you can twist and fold it easily.
  8. Warm the Apparatus: Activate your hand warmer, place it in the coffee mug with your twisted/folded balloon and the thermometer. It’s now ready.
  9. Dress Appropriately: Put on your two pairs of boxer briefs. Boxer briefs typically have a large pocket right under the groin area—this is where you’ll place your apparatus and hand warmer. Two pairs help cushion the warmth from the heating pad.
  10. Transport the Apparatus: Drive to your appointment with the apparatus in the cup and the thermometer inside. The temperature usually rises slightly when tucked in your boxers, but this should not be a problem.
  11. Set Up for the Test: Before entering the facility, position the hand warmer outside the first pair of boxers, preferably in the pocket of the outer pair, along with your twisted/folded balloon. Ensure the fish tank tubing is oriented upwards towards your groin.
  12. Dispensing the Sample: When it’s time to pee, you can reach in with both hands. The balloon should untwist easily, allowing the urine to flow through the tubing. If observed, run the tubing under your genitals so it’s not visible. Squeeze the balloon very slowly to mimic natural urination.

Note: Practice this setup at least once with warm water and an extra hand warmer to troubleshoot any issues. Ensure the urine is slightly hotter than needed before you go in, as you can “urinate” into the cup and wait a minute for it to cool to an acceptable range.

Conclusion

However, even if you manage to create your own device, the risk of failing a drug test with a DIY urine substitution device is high.

strongly recommend using tried and tested devices, such as the Incognito Belt or Sub Solution Synthetic Urine. These have been proven to work and can give you peace of mind when you need it most.